UGruhhhhhhhhh
So its been getting harder and harder to recall shit chronologically coz stuff is getting routine
For the most part
Lemme just think on some shit
And also peep my last post to remember what happened THEN
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MKAY (lol its fun pretending that you guys hafta wait for me to do shit even though youll just read through it in five seconds)
So
Last week we were pukcing potatoes and i had my first beer and stuffs
Tyat was when lars fell off a cliff or whatever and hadda get airlifted
But yea, hes back here now but has a
Dislocated shoulder
Stutches above his ear
And is recovering from a concussion
So it was actually a pretty bad fall, and because of that hes taking this coming week off, coz he figured-
O wait i gotta tell yo guys what were doing next week first
Mkay so next week is our first big sailing trip
Were gonna do our first coastal raid, expecting to pull in about 300,000 krones worth in pillage loot
Were going in a comvoy of five boats, donning full traditional coastal raider attire
Itll be about a week long trip
Nah- what were actually doing is sailing to the sheep island
I forget what its called, but tue reason lars is skipping it is coz he doesnt think hell be of much use and hes probably right, but i dont think its worth leaving for a week
I mean, if he needs his time he needs his time
I askedm what he was doing that madem fall and he was like
"Lol ask Aron- i dont even remember"
Hell be fine
But yea, this trip to the sheep island is an expected total of 10 hours on the ocean
Should be pretty cool
What were doing there is were scouting out which sheep are the ones worth brining back to eat
I guess were gonna slaughter one ON THE ISLAND too, and Anton told us that if you wanna eat the mutton you hafta watch the slaughter which i have mixed feelings about
It just seems like
Dramatic, yknow?
Like
I KNOW the meat comes from an animal, and i KNOW that the animal needs to be dead for me to eat it
And like
I think that fact is enough-
I dont think that its a plausible standpoint to be like "No you donno the full consequence coz youve never actually SEEN the life LEAVE the meat"
That doesnt hold any ground for me man
Idonno
It seems like all high-path-white-knight-wrongful-righteous kinna angle yknow?
Maybe im just an idiot, im sure ill deal with it okay
But yea so we sail onto the island on monday, and itll take all day-
We stay on the island tuesday wednesday thursday-
And leave on friday
Ideally
Other than eating a sheep and scoping out other ones to eat, i donno what were doing there
I dont think itll take three whole days to scope edible sheep yknow?
Maybe were just gonna chill the whole time
Thatd be awesome
Uhhhhhh what else
Me and Ingrid are official now, the news spreads slow but yea
I wont go into details
Id have more pics of us, but she really doesmt like getting her picture taken so eh
Gard still hasnt gotten back to me, but its friday so maybe hell be back tomorrow or something?
He doesnt realize that hes like
Kinna the center for the DnD crew, we cant even play it withoutm
I thought that maybe i could carry it, but i can only carry it when im engaged, and Trygg and Amelia are nooby DMs just like me, so as far as engaging players goes..............
Yea
I havent DMd while he was gone so i donno how id fare but
I dont think very well
But yea, i kinna just wantm to be back
And apparently hes trying to get rid of his laptop, he tried to dump it on trygg but trygggs attached to his (gard wants trygg to have a faster computer)
So yea, maybe ILL end up with it
Thatd be fuckn dope
Annnnnnnd uh
O we went back to the place where we felled all them trees a week or two ago and we pulledm down the mountain
I guess i was wrong when i said the tractor was gonna getm so we went up and down this steep ass fuckn path and dragged down these giant ass logs
Theres this little like
Super dinky bridge at the bottom and uh
When you pull a combined like
5000 pounds over a shittilly constructed bridge
You
You break it lol
We broke the crappy little bridge
We also have a theory that the far side of the bridge- like
The land- is completely hollow underneath so we were scared the whole time that we were gonna be pulling and then all the sudden onna the logs would just collapse this section of land
It woulda been cool, but it didnt happen
And uhhhhhhhh
O yesterday me and trygg were working on a prow or stern or something for one of the boats, and when it was time to plane it we planed a trench into by accident and messed the whole piece up
Yea
Basically we spent all day making an elegantly curved piece of firewood
But uts cool, the new one were working on is all in my hands now
So we wont hafta coordinate the approach
And ive done a smaller one already so yea
I dont like the big autoplaner tho, its too heavy
And unweildy
And kenneth gets cooler all the time
Hes kinna like a combination of Roman and Mr Sullivan
No, not just coz hes a sorta timid scandinavian person
No, not just coz hes an admirable teacher
He also has like a little casual class any time jes the on duty teacher
The on duty teacher is the teacher wholl get called on for emergencies m stuff at night
The teacher who stays and locks up the doors n shit
But anyway-
When its his turn he does cool stuff and hes got all this like
Weird outside knowledge
Like
I looked at his little like leson plan sorta thing on the bulletin board, and onma the days hes on hes gonna teach the basics of fucking AIKIDO
the guy knows AIKIDO
Phhhuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm
Im forgetting stuff
Still not learning very much norsk
Norwegian class doesnt really help
Uhhhhhhhhh
Oyea, liv is definitely the most badass person here theres no doubt
Her and her family can only get into town via personally owned airplane across like 160 miles
She dogsleds everyday from mid october to late april
She did a presentation of her homestead life in canada
Well i mean she showed pictures and answered questions
So yea she could kick anyones ass for sure
Tomorrow the school packs up for the sailing trip, sunday we chill and mondat we start the raid
GUNIGHT
Your first beer happened within a couple weeks of my last. We could toast that with a glass of Crystal Lite, I guess.
ReplyDeleteHope the raid goes off ok. What would you guys do with the loot?
As for the sheep -- I don't do mutton anyway. Do you know any pigs?
We gonna spend it on w33d lol
DeleteAs for the pigs we have some at tha farm