Hhhh i lost my fuckn content again
FUCK
I hafta start over
Hhhhhh well okay so we picked berries just about all day
In the schools backyard
Berry picking leaves alot of time for socializing and i made a new friend
Her names ingrid with a silent d
She expressed interest in DnD
I guess everybody in the whole place knows about the whole DnD thing, it was kind of an unexpected development on all fronts i guess
But yea we ended up making a poster for kids who wanna participate and im worried that were gonna get a huge overflow of kids who wanna play and then imma be FORCED TO BE A PREMATURE DM AND IM SCARED
But yea most of the day was me ranting about all the funny stupid shit that can happen
Like you could have the edgiest, most dramatic, serious, tragic, badass character possible but stupid shit will still happen to you.
So yea
We had our first norsk klasse before kveldsmat ("evening food", the fourth meal of the day)
After that i watched that norwegian stop action movie that was on my snapchat
I forget what its called but its basically norwegian wallace and gromit, where they use non-clay props and figures.
The animation is amazing
Its got a surprisingly high framerate, its from like the 70s i guess
The other rhing we did was us gize who started the whole dnd thing went on this website to design custom figures
They uh
Theyre uh
Uhm
Pretty expensive
But we-
Hhhhh fuck
I go to answer a fucking text and the fucking app forgets all the fucking writing progress i make
God dammit
mmmmmmmmmmBUH
What was i saying?
Eh
Well i made a new DnD character
Sorta
I designed a character on the custom figurine pagenthat didnt correspond to my current DnD character
So i now have a charcter with traits but now body, and a have another character with no traits but a body
(Well id be lying if i said i didnt make up a story for him while i was makn him)
Hes this younger character
I donno maybe like something as young as sixteen or so
Hes got a pet cat that kicks ass with him
Hes an amatuer pirate
Sorta like how Luffy from One Piece starts out i guess?
Hes got really fucking long black hair
He wants to grow a beard so he can have an iconic Beard name like all good pirates, but since hes a baby he hasta do head hair
I donno the details
His family falls apart, and he steals yhe family greatsword, a bunch of his dads clothes and a coupla flintlocks from the nearby guardhouse (hus first succesful "plundering")
He actually DOES jave a patcheye but its coz he did somethn stupid when he was younger so he makes up stories about now its way cooler than it actually is.
His names Kid Capricorn
He has a real name that he doesnt tell people
So yea
Basically hes a baby greatsword pirate
I can see myself having a lot more fun with this character, and thats sayijg something coz dnd is so nuch fucking fun already
Gard and the other players and me wanna go into like
A game of pirating and backstabbing and ransacking anyway, i think its something that appeals to us all by default coz were at a school where the main trade is building VIKING LONGSHIPS.... so yea
What else was there
Oyea we went to get detergent and bar soap at the the store
Me gard and this kid frederic (actually last night i accidentally stayed up to like 130 talking to frederic, he was kinda asking me for a bunch of advice i guess... it was cool i guess, i think he actually got a lot from it once he learned i was 20. Hes only 17.)
ANYWAY
we went to the store and we got those like
Weird little disolving packages of detergent
The ones that dissolve in fluid
So we bike over to the store and grab the stuff.
Turns out it rained while we were inside, we obviously dont GAF we got rained on harder than this like two days ago
Anyway im carrying the shit in the bag on the little rack on the back of the bike im using, and the detergent packets are on top.
I go over a rut, and they jump RIGHT OUT AND LAND IN A PUDDEL CRACKING THE CONTIANER.
So we pickm all up as fast as we can buuuuuuut its really too late
Of course when the membrane of them dissolves they leak more fluid and causing a chain reaction and they all end up fusing together.......
Its a disaster lol
Thats me n gards detergent for like
Uhiuh two months or so lol
You cant pick one out without getting all the slippery detergent all over yourself
The other thing that heppend is we got a new student
Shes from canada
Shes 17
I thinkr name issssssss liv?
I donno
Shes homeschooled
Shes super fuckn skinny
She has buff forerms its weird man
Uhiuh she seems cool
Maybe we can get her to join the dnd ARMY
The last thing that happened today was POI-A, Synne, ended up with me in the basement for laundry stuff
She was down there already when i came down to take my shit out
We killed some time coz i actually hadda wait for the cycle to finish
We ended up talking about languages again, while she helped me get a 5krone coin on my st christopher chain. (I sound like a dog now lol but IDGAF)
yea so i guess we talked actually for like an hour
We hung my stuff to dry amd it turns out she draws stuff
Theres other people thag draw stuff here, but like
Shes got the most legitimate content i think of anyone ive encountered this far
She draws portraits of people on sticky notes using a pen and only one line
So i donno man
She smokes tho but
Hhhhhhhhhhhh i donnno if i care
Like cigarettes is the problem
But ive come to notice that smoking in scandinavia is really differemt from smoking in the US
But yea im keepn tabs fshure
Theres a way that she acts around me thats got my hopes up
But yea
This posts gotta wait till tomorrow (ah jeez later today actually-30/8/16)
Coz u found out i can WRITE these things in my bed but i dont have internet from here so eh
But yea see yall later
Dude, "copy all" if you're going off the screen! The SnapChats help. The boat poking up through the floor is pretty funny. You have one month to organize Halloween!
ReplyDeleteYeaaaaa i donno bout holloween
DeleteMaybe ill just like make a paira stilts r sommn
BS!!! You can make everyone dress up and have a parade!!!! Piles of candy afterwards. Outdoor fire if it's allowed.
DeleteI could begin to wish I knew somthn about DnD. Maybe R and I could do it evenings.
ReplyDeleteLol you cant really play it 2 people
DeleteI dont THINK anyway
One olayerd be a charcyer and the other would control EVERYTHING ELSE?
mybe
Maybe
But thatd leave huge opportunities for the DM (the guy who controls everythijg else) to be a huge asshole lol
Lol you cant really play it 2 people
DeleteI dont THINK anyway
One olayerd be a charcyer and the other would control EVERYTHING ELSE?
mybe
Maybe
But thatd leave huge opportunities for the DM (the guy who controls everythijg else) to be a huge asshole lol
GAAAAABBE M! I love reading about your adventures! I am still in Maine...work will be weird without you but I don't care because you are having so much fun and doing so many cool things!
ReplyDeleteYay Anna! It IS weird without Gabe but it'll be so nice to have you back!
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